soviet military prison....vacation! yay!

Ever wondered what it’s like to be a held in the custody of Comrades Stalin & Lenin in the USSR , accused of crimes against the State? You will get the opportunity to feel what is like to be treated like a military prisoner in Soviet times. Your "visit" will last 2-3 hrs, longer if you want, during which you will get a taste of prison life under the supervision of Soviet Guards, including

>Solitary Confinement
>Stark Prison Cells
>Convict Photo & Prison Registration
>Barking Soviet Prison Guards
>Prison Uniform
>Interrogation Suite
Afterwards you will meet the guards and chat over vodka and pickled gherkins, local style, while admiring your Arrest Card....

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