here you can buy this design as a tshirt, hoodie, mousepad, and everything else except what it should be, a flexi- laptop keyboard.
topatoco.com/ouija
6/14/07
internets ouija
how clever.
here you can buy this design as a tshirt, hoodie, mousepad, and everything else except what it should be, a flexi- laptop keyboard.
topatoco.com/ouija
here you can buy this design as a tshirt, hoodie, mousepad, and everything else except what it should be, a flexi- laptop keyboard.
topatoco.com/ouija
6/6/07
6/5/07
Hip-Hop Chess & Life Strategies
The Hip-Hop Chess Federation held their second event May 19th 2007. "Hip-Hop, Chess & Life Strategies II" featured chess icon Josh Waitzkin, RZA from Wu-Tang Clan, DJ QBert, Casual, Kevin Epps, Paris, T-K.A.S.H., The Coup and many others. Come catch a glimpse of the newest wave in mental combat. For more information on the HHCF
please visit myspace.com/hiphopchess
please visit myspace.com/hiphopchess
breaking into your own house
these students stage a fake break in of their own house while its surrounded by the police. noone seems to notice a thing.
4/22/07
super mario fustration
23 minutes of a new york jew hailing from russia getting extremely frustrated playing hacker-designed levels of super mario bros. probably only humorous for gamers or people with mario experience.
i havent laughed this hard in many moons.
i havent laughed this hard in many moons.
4/13/07
4/6/07
4/5/07
Murphy's Law For Pizza Delivery Drivers
thought this was funny
# The odds that your delivery to the apartment complex will be on the first floor is inversely proportional to the number of pizzas and drinks you are carrying. Corollary: All deliveries to apartment complexes are upstairs and the more pizzas and the harder it is raining, the more flights you'll have to climb.
# The odds on getting a tip are inversely proportional to how hard it is raining, the further you have to drive to get there, and the further away from the address you must park.
# If a kid answers the door, you're not getting a tip.
# While waiting for pizza delivery orders to come out of the oven, the one that goes to the worst neighborhood to a known stiffer always is ready first.
# The only house in the neighborhood with their porch light off will be the house you're looking for.
# The higher the gas prices, the lower the tips.
# The harder it rains, the further away you'll have to park.
# The worse the weather, the more people call for pizza delivery
# People who call for pizza delivery five minutes before the store closes will live at the far edges of the delivery area, in a house with no number on the house or mailbox, and they'll stiff you.
# When looking for a house in a neighborhood with no numbers on the house or mailboxes, you'll always pick the wrong house.
# When being given a delivery on a busy street during rush hour, the address will always be on the other side of the street.
# The worse the neighborhood, the longer you'll have to wait for the customer to answer the door.
# The further away from the store and the closer it is to closing time, the more likely a customer will give you a large bill you must bring back to the store to have changed
# The older the order, the more likely you'll get lost or get stuck in slow traffic
# The quicker you arrive at an address, the more likely they'll not be home or they'll be taking a shower.
# When taking multiple orders, always deliver to the known stiffers last.
# If you have to call a customer on your cell phone on the way to a delivery to get directions they won't answer their phone.
# The harder it is raining, the more likely the customer won't have a roofed porch.
# The busier the store, the more often you'll need to use the bathroom.
# The odds for a decent night's tips are inversely proportional to how badly you need the money.
# The odds that your delivery to the apartment complex will be on the first floor is inversely proportional to the number of pizzas and drinks you are carrying. Corollary: All deliveries to apartment complexes are upstairs and the more pizzas and the harder it is raining, the more flights you'll have to climb.
# The odds on getting a tip are inversely proportional to how hard it is raining, the further you have to drive to get there, and the further away from the address you must park.
# If a kid answers the door, you're not getting a tip.
# While waiting for pizza delivery orders to come out of the oven, the one that goes to the worst neighborhood to a known stiffer always is ready first.
# The only house in the neighborhood with their porch light off will be the house you're looking for.
# The higher the gas prices, the lower the tips.
# The harder it rains, the further away you'll have to park.
# The worse the weather, the more people call for pizza delivery
# People who call for pizza delivery five minutes before the store closes will live at the far edges of the delivery area, in a house with no number on the house or mailbox, and they'll stiff you.
# When looking for a house in a neighborhood with no numbers on the house or mailboxes, you'll always pick the wrong house.
# When being given a delivery on a busy street during rush hour, the address will always be on the other side of the street.
# The worse the neighborhood, the longer you'll have to wait for the customer to answer the door.
# The further away from the store and the closer it is to closing time, the more likely a customer will give you a large bill you must bring back to the store to have changed
# The older the order, the more likely you'll get lost or get stuck in slow traffic
# The quicker you arrive at an address, the more likely they'll not be home or they'll be taking a shower.
# When taking multiple orders, always deliver to the known stiffers last.
# If you have to call a customer on your cell phone on the way to a delivery to get directions they won't answer their phone.
# The harder it is raining, the more likely the customer won't have a roofed porch.
# The busier the store, the more often you'll need to use the bathroom.
# The odds for a decent night's tips are inversely proportional to how badly you need the money.
3/27/07
no i havent died
sorry for the lapse in bloggerific blogginess, but i just had to be focusing on other things this past week. dont worry though, i've been stockpiling a bundle of goodies and i should post em up either tonight or tomorrow. stay tuned.
3/26/07
Battlestar Galactica Season 3 Gag Reel
good stuff. its odd watching this since its such a counterpoint to the heaviness of the show.
3/17/07
animal hold out competition
the object is to see how many of the animals favorite treats can be stacked on or around them without them giving in to temptation. pretty funny.
jack russel terrier playing with an interactive soccer floor display.
aww. dumb dog. he would probably keep this up for hours if you let him.
actually, now that i think about it, this could be a pretty useful tool for keepin those rowdy pets entertained while you are away from home. hmmm.
actually, now that i think about it, this could be a pretty useful tool for keepin those rowdy pets entertained while you are away from home. hmmm.
"is this what you want"
"After searching around the internet, we have compiled a list of what you, the viewer, wants to see. So we ask you this, is this what you want?"
high-larious commentary on the state of the internet and what people (apparently) want from it. very, very not safe for work. mom, if you are out there, i recommend you just skip this one.
link- dumpalink.com/animations/Is_That_What_You_Want_
high-larious commentary on the state of the internet and what people (apparently) want from it. very, very not safe for work. mom, if you are out there, i recommend you just skip this one.
link- dumpalink.com/animations/Is_That_What_You_Want_
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